Caption contest

Posted by Rick Klau
November 18, 2004

OK, been a while since we did one of these. Please take a look at the following picture of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and leave your best caption in the comments:

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(I just know you can do better than the following “official” caption: US Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld looks around the room full of North and South American military leaders during the Defense Minesterial of the Americas in Quito, Ecuador.)
(source: AFP/Paul J. Richards via Wonkette)

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Comments
Comment by robin on November 18, 2004 @ 2:45 pm

Oh my God, it’s the Christian Left!

Comment by ArchPundit on November 18, 2004 @ 3:16 pm

You’re all such happy campers.

Comment by Jeff Trigg on November 18, 2004 @ 3:33 pm

HELLO! Boy it didn’t take them long to disrobe those lady statues after Ashcroft left. Must. Keep. Mind. Off. Boobs. Must. Stop. Staring.

Comment by Brian on November 18, 2004 @ 5:07 pm

“What the hell is General Gallena doing here? I thought I had him killed the first time I was Secretary of Defense.”

Comment by Jim on November 18, 2004 @ 5:13 pm

With numerous departures from Bush administration, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld tries to figure out if he is in charge now.

Comment by Keith Smith on November 18, 2004 @ 8:21 pm

What? He asked for my resignation TOO?

Comment by Al Nye on November 18, 2004 @ 9:11 pm

Mr. President, did you say that you want me to personally lead an expeditionary force in Fallujah?

Comment by Jason Smith on November 18, 2004 @ 9:39 pm

Oh hell! I shouldn’t have had the burritos!!

Comment by OneMan on November 18, 2004 @ 10:53 pm

Isn’t that Mrs. Jerry Weller?

Comment by Rich on November 19, 2004 @ 2:41 pm

What’s he doing here? I thought he was being secretly detained!

Comment by Douglas on November 19, 2004 @ 11:22 pm

What? Allies? Allies you say. We don’t need no stinkin allies.

Comment by Jeff MacMillan on November 20, 2004 @ 7:43 pm

“The average IQ of a Generation Howard Dean Liberal is that low?”

Comment by Rob Freedman on November 20, 2004 @ 8:34 pm

“Don’t Make Us Come Over and Change Your Régime!”

Comment by Bill Pendowski on November 22, 2004 @ 12:42 am

:::Man oh man I hope Dubya doesn’t see the Playirl I’ve got hidden inside these reports, he might want ‘em.

Comment by Brian Sebby on November 23, 2004 @ 1:20 am

Wait, we invaded Ira_q_? My buddy Saddam lives there!

Comment by Beth on November 26, 2004 @ 2:38 pm

Since when is killing people for their own good “contradictory” ?!

Comment by M. Guerra on November 29, 2004 @ 10:26 pm

Oh for Chrissakes George, can we go on just one road trip WITHOUT your damn whoopie cushion?

Comment by Nobody Special on November 29, 2004 @ 10:39 pm

Rumsfeld looks askance as a Columbian Paramilitary Right Wing Militia Leader asks Rummy advice on whether they should treat leftist Prisoners of War with dignity by at least not sodomizing them with blow-torches.

Rummy, here in this photo, in a state of shock before he blurts out with a thick German accent “You wimp! You must use overwhelming force when conquering the enemy !”

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